Seriously. Enough with the jeans already! But so many of you want to know about JEANS!!
Here are other jeans I’ve heard are great for Crossfit women bootylicious booties. Totally mad that “bootylicious” isn’t a word on Words With Friends, by the way. What the eff.
Hudson Jeans. I have a pair and they’re awesome. But I know some folks don’t love the pocket situation happening here. We need to tone down our Crossfit butts, not inflate them with fancy flappy pockets. Your call.
Citizens of Humanity jeans. This model clearly does not do Crossfit. COH jeans are expensive. Which is why I prefer to take my talents to LEVI’S. We all have different preferences and budgets.
Of course my favorite is the Levi’s Demi Curve line. They’re the best fit I’ve found so far AND high quality denim AND super affordable. I HIGHLY suggest you talk to a knowledgeable (not the high school girl who is the size of my left thigh) sales person who can explain the different fits. If you’re anything like me you stare at the piles of jeans, become frustrated and anxious so quickly that you leave before trying anything on. STAY PUT I tell you! Talk to a smart sales person. Let them pick out fits for you (this was what hooked me) and just sit in the dressing room while they serve you with fabulous denim platters. I vote that we should never pick out jeans for ourselves EVER again. This is why jeans shopping is such a pain. We have no idea what we’re doing so we end up feeling like it’s OUR fault that our butts won’t fit in to jeans. Whatever jeans. It’s your fault that most of you suck and therefore don’t have the complete honor of covering my awesome Crossfit ass.
I know I’ve written about this before but it bears repeating. There’s a sweet little store in Boulder, CO called Rebecca’s Apothecary. Drive there. Or go online. Now. And buy this product. Life changer. Game changer. Face changer. Oil on the face is the new leg warmers. Did you know oil draws out impurities? I didn’t know that. But I learned about this at Rebecca’s. And now I have the face of an angel as do all of my girlfriends because we are obsessed with Rebecca’s. We plan girlfriend dates around making trips to Rebecca’s. And NO putting this on your face doesn’t make your face oily. It’s magic.
More fun secrets coming soon. I can’t blow your mind all at once.
Go interview some jeans. See if they’re worthy of working your badass Crossfit butt!!
